December 2011
91 posts
teacher: okay class, listen, get out a piece of lined paper, fold it length wise, put your name, date, and period in the upper right hand corner, title it "____ notes", and number 1 through 25 without skipping lines
student 1: how do we fold it
student 2: do we skip lines
student 3: can i have some paper bro
student 4: do we have to title it
student 5: what's the date
me: i'm going to kill all of you
Classy
“You cheated? You’ve been cheating this whole time!?”
“But I—” “No! No… I’m done.”
“I don’t even feel like playing anymore.”
With your sibling...
Expectation:
Reality:
When your mom or dad wakes you up for school
d-i-n-o-s-a-u-r-a-w-r:
When they first wake you up:
As soon as they walk out:
When you hear them coming to wake you up for a second time:
“I’m up, I’m up!”
When someone takes a bad photo of you.. →
Give me the fuckin’ camera!!
or they will be like i deleted it already and you’re like . .
Then a couple days later you see it on facebook and you’re like . .
